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Went with 2 friends for a late chinese after work tonight. While we were eating/talking there was a young couple on the table next to use and i heard the fella say "what u looking at nob cheese?" but i didnt know who he was talking to but had a feeling it was directed to me or my friend although neither of us were looking in their direction. So they finsh around the same time as us and we are waiting for the bill and the lass has went to pay for theirs, he got up and walked passed me i had to move a bit or he would have walked into me. Meanwhile, we were talking and i said "i was laughing at you" to my friend the lad turns rounds and says "you laughing at my missus?" So then we argue about me laughing at his girlfriend. Thankfully it went no further. He was from Scotland and seem to be abit of a chav and I think he was drunk.

Whats the country coming to if you can't enjoy a simply chinese with a couple of friends at midnight.

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Sounds like he went out looking for it. Ass! Let me apologies of behalf of my country for producing a few morons of this calibre! [:p]
 

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sounds like the perfect stereotype of a Scot to me... [:D]

Seriously though when I saw the title of the thread I thought you might be making reference to the movie Scum... lol

Somepeople are just out to look for trouble I guess, at least you didnt get in to a scrap thats the main thing.!

*(Please note the coment about Scots is a joke and should be read as accordingly..)
 

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I love meeting people like this - trying to give it the big 'en in front of their Misses.....

Usually I'll wind them up even more and half the time they back down - the other half - well lets just say the kickboxing lessons always come in handy!

Hope the meal was nice though!!!
 

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That phrase always make me laugh.

Ive also personally had "What did you say about my mam" on two occasions by people ive never even met before.

Morons........
 

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I love meeting people like this - trying to give it the big 'en in front of their Misses.....

Usually I'll wind them up even more and half the time they back down - the other half - well lets just say the kickboxing lessons always come in handy!

Hope the meal was nice though!!!
Just reminded me of one my workmates when something similar happened to him when we were out in Stavanger or Esbjerg. The guy was waiting for my workmate outside ready to plant him (there were a few of them and a few of us).

My workmate, unaware of this, got a heavy one planted on his jaw as he stepped outside. My workmate then proceeded to kick ten shades of sh**e out the guy in front of his Mrs and mates. Luckily the Plod were passing, saw what happened and took the lad away (probably to a hospital) and took a statement from us. Never heard anything more about it.

Still laugh when I think about it as the guy acted like 10 hard men rolled in to one body, and the look on his face when he started getting pummelled was quality!
 

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Always happens, some blokes just want to try and prove themselves in front of their girlfriend. Its worse though when the girlfriend delibrately tries to get the bloke to have a fight.

I remember a couple of girlfriends in the past who have deliberately started a row with some bloke or another in a pub, then tells the guy "watch it or my boyfriend will sort you out". Or they claim that someone has just grabbed their arse and wants me to slap them one. All I want in a pub is to have a quiet pint, so girlfriends like that dont usually last long with me.

A mate of mine had the same problem. A girl he was dating got in a row with this massive tattooed skinhead (why do they always pick the big guys?!), who then started having a go at my mate, not realising my mate is a proper football hooligan nutter. So, without messing about my mate simply knocks this guy clean out. Of course, the bouncers see this and escort my mate to a back room for a "talking to". So, he then knocks out one of the bouncers and the other one fills his pants & legs it. Thinking its time for a sharp exit, my mate & his missus walk out and get in a cab. Next minute the skinhead turns up again and starts having another go at my mate saying that it was just a lucky punch. So, my mate gets out of the cab and sorts him out. As a result my mate ended up not only with a hangover, but had 2 broken fingers from hitting the guy and wasnt able to go out on the town for several months in case he got recognised. All cos of some bird!
 

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Too many wan-a-bee hard men out there, who when it comes down to it are just babies.

I dont have an issue with retards like that, I just let the missus loose on them, she's into Kickboxing amongst other things, like a little pitbull grrrrrr
 

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Late last saturday evening I was coming back from Manchester on the train. Sat with his mates a few seats infront was this drunk spotty faced mouth breathing retard chav gobbing off all sorts of homophobic and racist comments. He was winding the whole carriage up, a young Asian lass sat facing me was getting upset. Oh how I wanted to go over and put that gobby turd out of his misery but I thought restraint was called for.

From the conversation they were having amongst themselves they were on their way for an night out in Blackpool where I hope that gobsh*te was either spread over the pavement or spent the night in the cells.
 

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Went with 2 friends for a late chinese after work tonight. While we were eating/talking there was a young couple on the table next to use and i heard the fella say "what u looking at nob cheese?" but i didnt know who he was talking to but had a feeling it was directed to me or my friend although neither of us were looking in their direction. So they finsh around the same time as us and we are waiting for the bill and the lass has went to pay for theirs, he got up and walked passed me i had to move a bit or he would have walked into me. Meanwhile, we were talking and i said "i was laughing at you" to my friend the lad turns rounds and says "you laughing at my missus?" So then we argue about me laughing at his girlfriend. Thankfully it went no further. He was from Scotland and seem to be abit of a chav and I think he was drunk.

Whats the country coming to if you can't enjoy a simply chinese with a couple of friends at midnight.

Dean
I would have used big words and proper language, whilst remaining totally calm, to make him look a prick not only in front of his missus, but the restaurant. Failing that, I would have slipped the chef a tenner to Jackie Chan his ass lol.

Yet another plick who obviously can't handle his drink and turns into the ten foot tall and bulletproof big man when he's drunk. He'll do it to some nutter one day and take the beating of his life, and won't do it again!
 

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Thats really funny as its just reminded me of a time when I started seeing a girl from the same kickboxing club - now this girl was a size ten, great great body, and was top 5 London ranked semi contact Kickboxing Female.

We were out one night around Harrow and had just come out of a club and was waiting for a cab in the queue. Well three idiots decided to queue jump. The girl I was with started saying "oi there is a queue and it starts back there"....this excuse of bloke started calling her the usual, shut up slag and all that, and whats your fella going to do about it..

So I turn round and say "its not me you have to worry about mate, she can take care of her self", so the 3 of them start puffing their chests out. Within about 30 seconds she had taken all 3 of them out - and I mean spark out - without even getting her hands dirty. I was standing their laughing (ready to step in but knew I didnt need to - of course) and the whole queue then burst out with a round of applause! Was probably the best bit of "street brawling" Ive ever witnessed - still makes me giggle now - She was Wife material that one - until she emigrated to Australia with her family!

Now dont get me wrong, I dont go out looking for trouble but Ive never been one to walk away from it - hence the reason I did kickboxing. But there is always somebody with a faster/harder punch then you, even chuck norris has had a kickin before!!
 

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Jekyll and Hyde Scenario:

[Jekyll]Just ignore them type of people, theyre looking for a fight....[/Jekyll]

[Hyde]people like that deserve a kicking, should have caved his head in just for the hell of it lol [/Hyde]
 

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