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A minor criticism I have become aware of - The horn on my car is totally gay.

A puny, high pitched squeak that's as assertive as a scared mouse.

Almosst too embrrassed to use it.

I need a huge great Artic lorry blaster methinks.

Do Awesome GTI do them?!
 

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my 4motion horn is great very loud and powerfull, you wanna try a Honda Horn it sounds like noddys and big ears horn I had a type r and when used the horn pedestrians would openly laugh at me!!!!
 

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mine squeaked like a mouse trappeds in the jaws of a moggie, replaced them both and now i frighten pedestrians at will. Muhar MUHARHAR
 

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Quote: posted by Tabs on 23/09/2004 10:56:54

One of your two-tone units has gone, get down to VW and get it swapped.

Defo...the R32 horn is definitely not puny
 

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Quote: posted by Doc on 23/09/2004 11:04:57

Quote: posted by Tabs on 23/09/2004 10:56:54

One of your two-tone units has gone, get down to VW and get it swapped.

Defo...the R32 horn is definitely not puny

Yep sounds like you've got a knacked horn [B)] You should hear my gf's Yaris' - sounds like mouse on helium [:D]
 

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Do you honestly think I can go to VW and say "I've got a gay horn?!!"

Sounds far too much like "I've got THE gay horn".

Will just refrain from beeping at anyone.

Will either shout or use violence (or both).[^][;)]
 

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lol - thanks for making me look like an idiot laughing out loud at work! :eek:P

My horn is quite manly, tho if you like a really homosexual bit of hornage, have a listen to a ferrari's...!
 

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Quote: posted by sutherlandm on 23/09/2004 12:59:15

Do you honestly think I can go to VW and say "I've got a gay horn?!!"

Sounds far too much like "I've got THE gay horn".

Will just refrain from beeping at anyone.

Will either shout or use violence (or both).[^][;)]

Well if you start the conversation off with "Did you see the Bears Game last night? Helluva' Game!"... You should be covered.

Seriously take the car in, or mention it at service time as they can swap it under warranty.
 

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Will mention it and get a Scania death blaster fitted so I can blow away those pesky Nova boys.

Perhaps AMD do power upgrades for horns?

Engine 240bhp, 239 of which goes to the horn, 1 of which goes to the wheels.
 

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It's a little known fact that the horn on an R32 is programmed by the ECU. It adapts to the current driving style, in the same way as adaptive suspension. [;)]
 

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Lots of gay bashing going on here? any reason why?

Hornophobic.

ps

Avoid going on Chris Moyles's car park challenge with a gay horn
 
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