[simch]

Possibly the worst car and listing i have ever seen on ebay!!

Hillarious!!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=9858&item=4517901010&rd=1

Look at the engine! is it made of playdough!!

 

[tylerama]

Lotus carlton.. it ain't, eh ! []

 

[Cat1.4]

On 08-Jan-05 at 17:54:08 GMT, seller added the following information:

"and i have been told by my wife the car has to go"

I can picture the scene now..... []

 

[simch]

I have just spotted the dash! Cant for the life of me see how I missed it earlier!

It is the ultimate pikey chav mobile. Maybe the forum should club together and buy it, then ritually smash it up and burn it at a meet!

 

[tkpeters]

I think we should do a Top Gear Special on it

What a load of cr4p, if I was like that my wife would be divorcing me

 

[hz2921]

How can he keep a straight face driving that heap!!

 

[4pot]

Will P/X for a box of puntuation.

[]

 

[djhorace]

That is a lovely motor. What you lot laffin at it for?!

 

[hornetrider]

oh and soz the full stop key on my keybord is broke little chardonnay spilt her barcadi breezer on it chrissmus morning when she wuz so hap when I bort her the luvvly burberry high heels when they was on speshul in lidls but pls come and buy my luvvly car coz you will pull loads of girls when you drive round town wiv the windows down pumping out the wikked alba stereo yeah baby

 

[tophuh]

WTF is that caliper paint ? All over the radiator ?

 

[golfv64mo]

I'm not sure what's worse - the advertisers' spelling and grammar, or the car itself!

Just think, that Carlton would have been som advertising exec's pride and joy once! []

What a shed.

 

[spg]

thats well mint init?!

 

[oxford]

If it were a lotus carlton it would be worth a hell of a lot more!

 

[Jace]

WTF !!!

Check the dash, I thought it was neon lit !!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Milkfloat]

Quote: posted by 4pot on 12/01/2005 06:39:16

Will P/X for a box of puntuation.

[]

Or a 'c' to add to puntuation.

 

[Foxy]

P.O.W.

 

[CHR15]

18cc....wow!!

hi my number is 0121 773 9597 or 07762780430 .... i can see JC making a little phonecall on TG!!

mmmmmmmmm lovely!!

 

[CHR15]

in fact i think the car in question is very similar to something in my garden....

agreed??

 

[simch]

That's what that Carlton really needs to finish it off..........A trellis!! LOL

 

[GrahamOliver]

This concerns me, why oh why! [V]