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I've not confided in you lot before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs. The phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says,
"Just some friends from work. You don't know them."

I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but she always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a car leaving around the corner, as if she has gotten out and walked the rest of the way.

Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at all?

I once picked up her mobile phone, just to see what time it was. This caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly
snatched the phone out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming that I should never touch her personal property. She then accused me of trying to spy on her.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down, I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my car next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the street around the corner when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my motor that I
noticed a small amount of oil leaking through the gasket underneath the cylinder head.

So is this something I can easily repair myself or do you think I should take it to the dealer?
 

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LOL! Wasn't expeting that! Is this some kind of joke or do you really think your wife is cheating on you or do you really have an oil leak!
 

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I may not be oil.

It could be brake fluid, where some one has cut the line.

Check what your wife's fingers smell of...
 

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PMSL!!

Fell for it hook, line and sinker!

Check what your wife's fingers smell of...
And if that doesn't lead to anything, check the fingers of the fella that's giving her the lift home!!! [;)]
 

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PMSL!! I thought "surely not" that you would be baring life and soul... And still I read it all a bit "woah" [;)]

Brilliant [y]

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Glad that was only a joke as it sounded all too familiar at the start.
Eeeeks my first thought, my experiance with my first Mrs. Mind I had the last laugh, so I'm not bitter in any way. Also helps that I'm very happy now with my 2nd.

So do you really have a fluid leak ?

Paul
 
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