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Think we should have a thread dedicated to laughing at women, just because someone sent this to me today and it made me chuckle!

So anymore like this, or reasons as to why women just get on your nerves SO much sometimes?!

Why Beer Is Better Than Women

  • You can enjoy a beer all month long.
  • Beer stains wash out.
  • You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
  • Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play ball.
  • If your beer is flat, you can toss it out.
  • Beer is never late.
  • A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
  • A hangover will go away.
  • Beer labels come off without a fight.
  • When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
  • A beer never has a headache.
  • A beer will never nag you.
  • A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.
  • If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
  • A beer always goes down easy.
  • You can share a beer with friends.
  • You always know if you're the first one to pop a beer.
  • A beer is always wet.
  • A beer doesn't demand equality.
  • You can have a beer in public.
  • A beer doesn't care what time you come home.
  • A frigid beer is a good beer.
  • You don't have to wash a beer for it to taste good.
  • If you decide to change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
 

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ouch! nothing better than a real woman tho! Beer cant give you hugs and kisses and cant love u back, and can you see youself having sex with a pint glass? lol
 

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Why bother trying to ridicule women? They do it themselves without us trying.

Milkfloat Ducks for cover and does not resurface for 2 months.
 

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please note there are more reasons why beer is better than men than there is for women!

Good Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Men

1. A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up.

2. A beer lasts longer than seven seconds.

3. A beer won't expect you to cook dinner when you're not hungry.

4. A beer will never expect you to sit in the wet spot IT makes.

5. A beer doesn't care if you go shopping.

6. A beer doesn't mind when your mother visits.

7. A beer does as many chores as a man, with a LOT less complaining.

8. Having a beer can't make you pregnant.

9. A beer won't tease you because you once liked Barry Manilow.

10. You don't have to laugh at a beer's jokes.

11. A beer won't mind at all if you're not in the mood for beer.

12. If a beer had a sports car, it wouldn't love it more than you.

13. A beer doesn't want to go out alone with the other beers.

14. A beer doesn't sulk.

15. A beer wouldn't waste its money on Playbeer magazine.

16. A beer won't switch the TV channel.

17. A beer doesn't have to sleep with the windows open.

18. A beer doesn't snore.

19. A beer can't interrupt.

20. A beer doesn't care that you can't find your car's carburetor.

21. A beer doesn't think black leather bikinis are neat.

22. A beer doesn't belch. Or fart.

23. A beer doesn't mind having pantyhose dry in the bathroom.

24. A beer doesn't care that you don't balance your checkbook.

25. A good beer is easy to find.

26. A beer can't pout.

27. A beer doesn't have a mother.

28. A beer doesn't have friends who will drink your beer.

29. A beer wouldn't yell if you dented the car.

30. A beer won't get jealous if you enjoy another beer.

31. A beer won't care if you gain five pounds.

32. A beer will be there for anytime of the month.

33. A beer doesn't want children.

34. A beer doesn't think poetry is queer.

35. A beer isn't ready until you're ready.

36. If the beer is finished before you are, you can have another beer.

37. Hangovers go away.

38. A beer tastes good.

39. Having a beer doesn't make you want to take a shower.

40. A beer will never invite friends home for dinner without calling.

41. A beer's life does not revolve around the football.

42. A beer would never make fun of your new outfit.

43. A beer never needs a shave.

44. You don't have to let a beer win.

45. A beer doesn't care what toppings you get on the pizza.

46. Just because you have dinner with a beer doesn't mean you have to sleep with a beer too.

47. A beer doesn't have morning breath.

48. A beer is happy to go where ever you want to go.

49. A beer will never drink the last beer.

50. A beer will never take the newspaper apart before you've read it.

51. When a beer is finished, it doesn't roll over and go to sleep.

52. A beer wouldn't mind if you wanted it to wear a condom.

53. A beer is never temperamental.

54. A beer will never complain about your cooking.

55. A cold beer is a good beer.

56. A beer will never worry about losing its hair.

57. A big, fat beer is nice to have.

58. A beer won't steal the covers.
 

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Graham Graham Graham Graham Graham ( sits him on seat at same eye level so as to adopt the " I'm reasoning with my 3 yr old son" approach )...whhhhhhhen will you ever learn ?

( shakes head, tuts, and walks off ( sending him to bed with no story ))
 
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