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In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football stadia

after being arrested for being drunk at a football match..

He's red,

He's sound,

He's banned from every ground,

Carra's dad, Carra's dad

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Sung by Birmingham fans after Heskey started banging in the goals at St

Andrews...

Theres only one Emile Heskey,

one Emile Heskey,

He used to be s***e,

But now hes alright,

Walking in a Heskey wonderland

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To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich:

Your sister is your mother

Your uncle is your brother

You all f*** one another

The Norwich family

der der der der clap clap etc

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"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two andy gorams"...

Celtic fans to Andy Goram after saying he wasn't mentally sound enough to play for Scotland.

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"Wheres your real dad, wheres your real dad!?"

Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips

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Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!:

"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy, a fat Eddie Murphy"

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(To the tune of Craig David - Rewind):

"van per-sie, when a girl says no - molest her"

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To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted

for, well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers song):

"If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next"

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West brom sang:

the premier league is upside down

the premier league is upside down

we'r up the top chelsea bottom

the premier league is upside down

then a few seconds later

champions...............champions.............champions

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He's here, he's there

We're not allowed to swear

Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf"

Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he didn't like

the idea of a swear word in his song.

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A song about T!m Howard's tourettes syndrome.....

*in style of Chim-Chiminey*

"T!m timminy

T!m timminy

T!m t!m Tirooo

We've got t!m Howard

and he says F*** YOU!!

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Here's a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as emergency

cover...

He's bald,

He's sh*t,

He gets a game when no-one's fit,

Pascal Cygan! Pascal Cygan!

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Neville Neville, you play in defence,

Neville Neville, your play is immense,

Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad,

Neville Neville is the name of your dad

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Don't blame it on the Biscan,

Don't blame it on the Hamann,

Don't blame it on the Finnan,

Blame it on Traore,

He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.

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Sang by Hibs fans after they taunted Stevie Fulton about his looks to which he reacted by giving them the finger. Referee saw it and the fans chanted?

Booked for being ugly

Oh you were booked for being ugly

Booked for being ugly

Booked for being ugly
 

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Neville Neville is the name of your dad

bit off topic but my claim to fame is before a lot of games at old trafford me and my mate (who is very very in at old trafford) have a drink with Nev. He also gets me tickets for a lot of games when im in need. Hes a top fella and a true fan.
 

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Sung recently by Brighton fans after their new ground was given approval by the Deputy Prime Minister:-

He's fat

He's round

He's given us a ground

Prescott, Prescott.
 

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One of my favourite ones to sing at Spurs:

To the tune of Amarillo:

Show me the way to Amarillo,
Thierry Henry bites his pillow,
Sol Campbell's f***ing his a***hole,
And Arsene Wenger sleeps with kids,
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah YIDS,
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah YIDS,
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah YIDS,
Arsene Wenger sleeps with kids!

And to Scousers (can't for the life of me think of what the tune is!):

You're only Scousers,
Poor little Scousers,
You're only happy on Giro day,
You're mum's out thieving,
You're dad's drug dealing,
Oh please don't take my hubcaps away...

My apologies to the mods if these are a bit strong/inappropriate for the forum
 

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Way back when Lee Chapman's missus was rumoured to be "messing about"

He's french

He's flash

He's f***ing Leslie Ash

Eric Cantona!!!!!
 

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"You can only score in a hotel, score in a hotel"

To the Newcastle players after that roasting incident a while back.
 

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And to Scousers (can't for the life of me think of what the tune is!):

You're only Scousers,
Poor little Scousers,
You're only happy on Giro day,
You're mum's out thieving,
You're dad's drug dealing,
Oh please don't take my hubcaps away...
There is a similar one for Celtic/Rangers fans sung by Aberdeen;

You are a weegie

A smelly weegie

You're only happy on Giro day

Your ma's a dealer

Your da's a stealer

Please don't take my hubcaps away

And in return there is the old fave of the weegers back at the Dons

Your only sheep shearing barstewards

Sheep shearing barstewards etc etc etc (use your imagination)
 

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To the tune of que sera:

STEVE GERRARD- GERRARD

HE PASSES THE BALL FORTY YARDS

HE'S BIG AND HE'S F***KING HARD

STEVE GERRARD-GERRARD
 

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Went to a Saints v QPR match a while ago, QPR fans chanting to Dennis Wise: CHELSEA REJECT over and over was quite funny after rejecting QPR's contract, also chanting WHO THE F***ING WHO THE F***ING WHO THE F***ING HELL ARE YOU to him too.

In the style of chim-chimenee(sp)

CHIM CHIMENY CHIM CHIMENY CHIM CHIM CHEROU

WHO NEEDS SOL CAMPBELL WHEN WE'VE GOT SHITTOU

Also at the same game
 

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I went to see my local team, Peterhead, plat Stirling Albion last Saturday & some of their suporters were in the bar before the game & one of them had a guitar. They were singing all the songs & it was a great atmosphere. Then during the game, p'ing rain,windy a hell they was still giving big licks with there chants.

Would see that kind of thing happening at an Old Firm game would you........
 

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I went to see my local team, Peterhead, plat Stirling Albion last Saturday & some of their suporters were in the bar before the game & one of them had a guitar. They were singing all the songs & it was a great atmosphere. Then during the game, p'ing rain,windy a hell they was still giving big licks with there chants.

Would see that kind of thing happening at an Old Firm game would you........
It would be good but all that family spirit and atmosphere has gone now, to make way for Hatred and Bigotry! Unfortunately thats what the world has come to.

Would be nice though.
 

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At Millwall:

"We're the best behaved supporters in the land,

We're the best behaved supporters in the land,

We're the best behaved supporters, best behaved supporters

We're the best behaved supporters in the land, (when we win),

We're a right bunch of [email protected]@rds when we lose" etc :)

Sung to Darren Huckerby of Norwich every time he went near the penalty area last Tuesday:

"He's gonna dive in a minute" - (as he normally does, funny thing was after singing this throughout the game he was taken out in the area and the ref didn't give it)
 

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Sung by the Ipswich Town fans at Anfield, last game of the season, they were already relegated and 'pool scored 4, having scored 5 at Portman Road for no reply:

Down in a minute

We're going down in a minute

Down in a miiiinute

We're going down in a minute

Followed by (to the same tune)

Just one goal

We only want one goal

Just one gooaaaaaal

We only want one gooaaal

They were some of the best visiting fans I've seen at Anfield, but saying that I can't get there much anymore having moved darn sarf
 

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I went to see my local team - Ross County on Saturday when we whipped
Dundee 3-0 loved singin Cheerio Cheerio Cheerio when they all started
leaving early!! hehe
 
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